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les marteaux 7:50 Wed Aug 11
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les marteaux 5:51 Mon Aug 9
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Please post on the new 'Yet another Limerick game thread (fifth)', as this one is F4c k^D |
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les marteaux 5:51 Mon Aug 9
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Please post on the new 'Yet another Limerick game thread (fifth)', as this one is F4c k^D |
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les marteaux 5:50 Mon Aug 9
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Please post on the new 'Yet another Limerick game thread (fifth)', as this one is F4c k^D |
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les marteaux 5:44 Mon Aug 9
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There was a young man called Bob
balanced three BabyBels on his knob
Then he let out a cough,
And they all fell off
They he ate them, the fucking fat slob.
President Canaan Banana,
When buggering wore a bandana |
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, 10:04 Mon Aug 9
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? |
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Helmut Shown 8:22 Mon Aug 9
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With the new football season next week
It's the turn of the know-all net geek
these tiresome prats
with their endless stats
is not the information we seek
There was a young man called Bob
balanced three BabyBels on his knob |
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Mike the Hammer 3:38 Sun Aug 8
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Rooney went out searching for fanny
Ended in a sauna with a granny
When she took off her smalls
Saw her cock and two balls
And then realised he'd picked up a tranny.
With the new football season next week
It's the turn of the know-all net geek |
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les marteaux 3:17 Sun Aug 8
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That Avram's a man for the MILFs
don't like fat ones but much prefers sylphs
One up the bum
with an elderly mum
He certainly like the mature filfs
Sorry but...
Rooney when out searching for fanny
Ended in a sauna with a granny |
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, 1:55 Sun Aug 8
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"showed off" |
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, 1:54 Sun Aug 8
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Nelson was wise sturdy and solemn
And famed for his Fanny and column
he sowed off to tarts
where he had missing parts
cos undressed he looked something like gollem
That Avram's a man for the MILFs
don't like fat ones but much prefers sylphs |
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sirtrevorisgod 10:48 Sun Aug 8
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That Napoleon Bonaparte
Once let off a very loud fart.
He didn’t find it funny
Noise shouldn’t be runny
It was not wise, that extra egg tart
Nelson was wise sturdy and solemn
And famed for his Fanny and column |
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les marteaux 10:25 Sat Aug 7
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They can't but the league, what a pity
the arabian sheikhs of Man City
It has been done too
A russian four be two
At Chelsea whose fans are real shitty.
That Napoleon Bonaparte
Once let off a very loud fart. |
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Helmut Shown 4:54 Sat Aug 7
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About arses they seem to be ravin'.
Arsenal, Arsene and arse-shavin
in the dressing room what stench
as most of them French
like something scraped off the pavin'
They can't but the league, what a pity
the arabian sheikhs of Man City |
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les marteaux 5:37 Fri Aug 6
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Another bunch of footballing curs
is that bunch of ikey moes Sp*rs
And of course lets be blunt
The Manager's a cunt
A crook who hi-jacks our transfers.
About arses they seem to be ravin'.
Arsenal, Arsene and arse-shavin |
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Helmut Shown 4:22 Fri Aug 6
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Another team no-one adores
It's Chelsea, expensive kept whores
at their London headquarters
with their fickle supporters
ex-Man U; ex Arsenal rebores?
Another bunch of footballing curs
is that bunch of ikey moes Sp*rs |
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les marteaux 4:11 Fri Aug 6
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Bolton the other pub team
want to play football it would seem
With clogging and long kicks
They play just like pricks
It's not quite everybody's dream.
Another team no-one adores
It's Chelsea, expensive kept whores |
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Helmut Shown 4:01 Fri Aug 6
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Let this be Dave Whelan's last season,
I just hate his team with good reason
the guy has some front
this rugby league cunt
I hope his team everyone pees on
Bolton the other pub team
want to play football it would seem |
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les marteaux 3:55 Fri Aug 6
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Fat manager Sam Allardyce
the style of his team is not nice
These clog dancing folk
Are a bit of a joke
They don't wash and are covered with lice.
Let this be Dave Whelan's last season,
I just hate his team with good reason |
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Helmut Shown 1:47 Fri Aug 6
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The singers The Dallas Boys
Were playing with 'Ann Summers' toys
they committed foul deeds
with dildoes and beads
certainly showing no poise
Fat manager Sam Allardyce
the style of his team is not nice |
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les marteaux 1:31 Fri Aug 6
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Opera singer Luciano Pavarotti
couldn't fit his arse on a potty
So he said "Oh fuck it",
And shat in a bucket
Not caring if people were snotty.
The singers The Dallas Boys
Were playing with 'Ann Summers' toys. |
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